Last Weekend
Indian food
Lisa Germano
Yard sales in yuppie suburbs
some mexican restaurant
world market
half price books
trader joes
silly board games
a broken car
scary gas stations
spinach pizza
this weekend is A-master-A's birthday party. He will be five. He wants a "human" turtle. I'm assuming that by this he means a live turtle and not some weird turtle person. I don't think I'll be coming through with that request. It's one thing to accidently kill a goldfish but to kill something with legs...I just don't know.
I'm a little offended that one of my friends insisted on making his cake this year. Just because last years ice cream cone frosted rocket ship launched off of the cake, doesn't mean that I can't bake cakes, damnit.
Nevermind that I ripped out part of the stove last week baking chocolate muffins. I removed the pan from the stove and there was a huge spark and a piece of the stove collapsed into a muffin.
My stomach is very round right now. a cute little round, for now. However, If i keep eating chocolate covered orange sticks,Indian, Mexican, and american crap food i am going to be a big fat weeble.